North Pole (FAQ NEWS) – Just as Santa Claus has Santa South, St. Nick has a St. Dick. Let’s take a look at some of th hijinks he has pulled on Capiltalist America and the western World in the past 75 years.
1925- dyed hipsters hair forcing the victorian hold outs to cut their hair and so started the bob.
1928- attempts to introduce acid wash jeans, yet is foiled by the midnight express smashing his sled as he is beligerently drunk with the hobos, teaching them their code.
1929-Starts rumours he is bigfoot, stalks, eats nature types and pioneers in the grand teton forcing the federal goverent to section it off until the market crashes and they can’t enforce jurisdiction due to funding.
1929-Market crashes
1932-Gives Hitler one of those books Biff stole from the back to the future movies enabling him to know the wargames of the allied forces for ten years, makes up everything after 1942, Rommel get brunt of bad joke and loses his credability as a general
1948- Tricks mahutma gandi to step on a rake on camera, creates first candid camera – paves the way for bob saget in later part of the century.
1955- The “Dick Riot” starts in Montreal, Quebec forever giving a bad name tot he French Canadians.
1967- Steal the kanasa City Cheifs Souls for a “guaranteed” win over the Green bay Packers. Packer trump cheifs, forever remembering that chilling moment, even in eternal buring hell.
1977- It snows in Miami, so St. Dick can get the Snow job of the century as he still calls it.
1988-Super Mario 3 is released, a minus level of eternal damnation covers hokkaido japan, a generation is lost and sent to the ice coal mines working for Santa South.
1999- Y2K Plan foiled to blow up world at the end of Prince Song right at the buzzer.
2000- Tryst with Jack Frost and Mother Nature
2001- Gives free ticket give-a-way to 18 Saudi’s persecuted for heinous actions win golden tickets to “get out of dodge”
2005- Michael Jackson doesn’t pay up, gets in serious trouble.
2008-We will see, but I’d stay away from the gravey this year!
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